At the End of a Terrible Week, May All Your Troubles Be This Small
Overheard in the produce aisle of the Safeway, where a dad was shopping with his 4-year-old son, who was sitting in the basket of the grocery cart and crying his eyes out.
Boy (wailing loudly): I’M NOT HAPPY!
Dad (cheerfully): You’re not happy? You’re shopping with your papa! What’s better than shopping with Papa?